Dance the Dance of all Dances on Burns Night!
Some wan' ceilidh and canna dance eet,
And some wan' dancin without theer paans an:
But we fans of tha dance,
Eat haggis tae become entranced
For the uninitiated, the recital of these wise lyrical words are what starts off the most important night of the year: Burns night. Eat haggis, a cute but cheeky and hard to catch creature, cooked to perfection and accompanied by the finest of neeps and tatties; followed by a wild and mystical dance: the Ceilidh. Not only that, besides the dancing and gobbling down food you have the chance to meet Romans, dinosaures, and fine Chinese porcelain of the Late Neolithic Yangshao era.
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